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Raiders of the bad dates

Posted by on May 6, 2014

So Saturday was free comic book day, hope you went out and got some free comics…speaking of free comics, looks there are still not takers on the scavenger hunt…want another free comic? Get at it! I was going to announce the winner and/or losers today but no one is even trying…Josh, all of your guesses are wrong and non sequitur.

I almost skipped Free Comic Book Day at my local shop (Iguana Comics) because the line was around the damn corner for Tony Moore (Too many links to him/his stuff, I just picked one)…(check it google, Im linking, famous people to boot, up my page rank or something…), but I had time to kill while the old lady got ready to go to the Elk Mountain Games (Go here to find out more–more links google/internet gods!). So i stood in line for like 45, agonizing minutes, learned all about Magic the Gathering decks from the others in line, got two free, mediocre preview comics, skipped the celebrity and the crowd and went out for a May day/highland games festival where I took first in partial beard at a facial hair contest (got a little goatee keeping the ‘stache company).

In other holiday/date news, I would be remiss in not mentioning other recent holidays/iconic days (after all, I’m a heathen and I previously mentioned and celebrated Easter…):

Happy May Day/May Fest/Maifest…Walpurgisnacht…I love you pagans.

May the 4th be with you and stuff…I hear Kenny brought back the unofficial Gods Must be Crazy sequels on VCD from China to watch in celebration, or maybe it was…something about Star Wars…the machete order, more on Danny Trejo later…

Fact for that day, not that it has any relation to this comic or anything, but Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland takes place on May 4th—the birthday of Alice Liddell. No relation to Chuck…

Lastly, Feliz Cinco de Gringo, er, Mayo…I was going to make tacos, but I drank a couple margaritas and Netflix recommended I watch Gladiator (I’m not going to link to that…), I did and it was over for me…I did however make Ranch dressing yesterday with mayo I bought from Grocery Outlet that expired last month, it was sealed and packed full of preservatives, tasted fine to me, I only pooped four times today…had I ate Mexican it might have been six.

Happy Taco Tuesday it is then. Maybe I’ll watch Machete for this…

What did you do? Tell us, or not, but at least enjoy these next two pages. Can I get an AMEN?

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